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Bitches Demotivational Poster


SPIDER BABIES -


TAGS: spiders bitches which do you fear more housewife home maker they will f ck you up
Rating: 3.33/5

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thatonechick - June 26, 2010, 11:59 am
Oh my fucking god. jdkslagjdaskojfdopjfiasdjfdks!!!! I'm scared...
Densaku - February 4, 2010, 7:57 am
Aaaaaaah... So cuuute...Until they start to eat each other.
Zed - October 30, 2009, 5:54 pm
Eh, I'm an arachnophile. I used to own a tarantula and three wolf spiders when I was a kid.
LD0ne - October 30, 2009, 4:36 pm
u know a lot about spiders zed..
Zed - October 20, 2009, 4:07 pm
These are Aussie Huntsman spiders. Scary looking, but harmless. The ones you need to worry about are the Syndney Trapdoor spider, the Black Wishbone Spider, and the Australian Redback Spider. Those're frikking deadly!
_Ally - October 20, 2009, 11:21 am
Someone's house or not. If you got spiders in there that long to nest you need to burn it down. I hate spiders and I would flamethrower the place then use the rocket launcher just to be sure they were dead.
Bartimaeus - October 20, 2009, 12:42 am
Gentlemen, we're forgetting about collateral damage. This is somebody's house!...o, well. Noone I know. Let's just torch the place.
tombofray - October 19, 2009, 10:59 pm
but a rocket launcher might just spray them everywhere...personaly i agree with flamethrower
Ice Wolf Ninja - October 19, 2009, 10:52 pm
A rocket launcher would be better! I fuckin' HATE spiders. Besides that picture was probably taken in Australia. They have spiders that are the size of Goddamn plates!!!
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 9:55 pm
Agreed
Clos - October 19, 2009, 9:47 pm
It might be overkill...but a flamethrower would be nice
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 9:22 pm
Seriously! Ah, I hate spiders. I'm going to cringe every time i look at this.
Bob D. Sailor - October 19, 2009, 8:57 pm
Screw bricks, cinder blocks shall be shat upon seeing this.


BITCH, PLEASE! - A real man can tame even the wildest pussy. Tell 'em, Tarzan!


TAGS: jungle fever spike lee tarzan jane bitches be crazy
Rating: 4.14/5

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brianjayy - February 11, 2011, 7:33 pm
I don't recall Stallone doing Tarzan... :)
Derek - May 20, 2010, 7:42 pm
That tiger won't be straying into Africa again.


IT'S FRIDAY - Let's party bitches !


TAGS: jesus satan friday party bitches
Rating: 3.57/5

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maoworks2 - March 30, 2012, 12:16 pm
Friday After Work 64 Vodka And Take Out Party!
GaryO - March 30, 2012, 9:41 am
n-i-c-e TJIF!


DEM BITCHES GO CRAZY - For My Comb-Over




FAT BITCHES - This is what happens when they sit on the bed too fast...


TAGS: fat bitches
Rating: 2.9/5

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Nobody - October 20, 2008, 7:38 pm
Second time is a charm, it appears.
First - September 30, 2008, 2:32 am
time i have ever seen a tunnel fix a dumb de-motivational
S.lo - August 11, 2008, 6:50 pm
yeah, now this picture makes sense ;)
aPauling - August 11, 2008, 1:20 pm
Good post! A tunnel with something substantial to add.


BITCHES - Your bike is one of them too




MOTHERS - They are the best role models a little girl can have.




DEM BITCHES GO CRAZY - For My Lawnmower




EMO BITCHES - Still retarded no matter how well everything matches.


TAGS: emo bitches retarded tattoos red head
Rating: 2.62/5

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ekaj - July 17, 2009, 7:15 pm
u just failed a gay test
ekaj - July 17, 2009, 7:14 pm
u just failed a gay test
Rasvim - May 11, 2009, 9:48 pm
I see nothing "emo" here, only a hot redheaded chick with nice ink and a nice body. Did he get shot down, maybe?
Eryis - March 23, 2009, 11:35 pm
She looks pretty happy to me....
barockeva - December 10, 2008, 2:07 pm
I would fuck the shit out of her.


JASON VOORHEES - Keeps his ho's in line




TEACHING MANNERS -




BITCHES - I just can't get enough.


TAGS: bitches
Rating: 2.75/5

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spacedog - March 5, 2010, 11:42 pm
Howl.


ANGELS AND BITCHES -


TAGS: angels bitches transparent
Rating: 4.41/5

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THEBRAT - January 9, 2012, 1:19 am
Aww man, thx I'm honored I've had this pic for a few months; a friend gave me & asked me to make something with it, was thinking, then it hit me yesterday... I think its one of my best ones yet... :)
Reality Lord - January 8, 2012, 8:03 am

fav'd


HEY BRO - I said get us bitches, not fishes ...


TAGS: get us bitches not fishes
Rating: 3.95/5

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tellitlikeitis - February 21, 2012, 9:29 pm
I did laugh.


JAVA KITTY SAYS - IT'S 420 BITCHES !!!


TAGS: java kitty 420 bitches
Rating: 3.05/5

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rerun - September 30, 2010, 5:39 pm

Kinda looks like a stoned egg with dog ears.
Budog - September 30, 2010, 5:27 pm
Maybe it's the Java Alien ?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2010, 2:57 pm
I subscribe to 0420....don't judge me.
GreyScorpion - September 30, 2010, 2:41 pm
420 came early if you thought that looked like a cat


A PERFECT TEN -


TAGS: sexists keep bitches all self conscious and shit perfect ten challenge
Rating: 4.69/5

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rerun - April 11, 2010, 7:08 pm

OK TTH, I guess since I shorted you on your 1/2 the membership due scam...
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 7:05 pm
Because I would. Just sayin'.
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 6:44 pm
So he was trying to fuck Patricia?
TheTrashHeap - April 11, 2010, 6:44 pm
Sorry for cutting in line Bart. Pats place requires no membership, just the appropriate attitude.
rerun - April 11, 2010, 6:42 pm

yup.
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 6:34 pm
The painting with the monkey?
rerun - April 11, 2010, 5:48 pm

Derek is upset because his membership to Pats Place wes declined
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 5:38 pm
Wow, nice jump Trash. I think I just called myself "asinine." Emphasis on the "ass." lol
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 5:36 pm
That's just the kind of guy I am. Well, that and I figure a shitload of people are going to look up "sex." It's the interwebs after all.
TheTrashHeap - April 11, 2010, 5:35 pm
WTF Kind of asinine comment is that?
Derek - April 11, 2010, 5:33 pm
Subtle tags - pretty brave around here.


THAT'S MY BOYS! - Ahh... the smell of spring when boys are boys and bitches are in heat!




OCTOMOM’S NEXT SOURCE -




DAT ASS... - Was so nice I caught her a fish. Bitches love fish.




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TAGS: mac s rule pc bitches
Rating: 2.86/5

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DAMN! - Tools and Tramps... Understandable when you know them...


TAGS: bitches
Rating: 2.47/5

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WAZUP BITCHES? -




88 MPH - When this baby hits 88 mph You're gonna see some serious shit


TAGS: bitches
Rating: 2/5

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Mark - March 8, 2009, 3:42 pm
Wind Tunnel Test = 1
BigT - March 8, 2009, 1:46 pm
hubcaps? are you serious? Easily the worst thing I've seen all week!
Nick - January 15, 2009, 9:30 pm
That's probably one of the more ridiculous things I've seen.
barockeva - January 15, 2009, 6:55 pm
I don't think that thing could reach 88... Too much drag.
Zachary W - December 17, 2008, 6:06 am
I think you're right, cheap peices of plastic and all....


BITCHES - They be crazy.


TAGS: bitches
Rating: 1.47/5

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Bitches -




TOO PIXILATED -


TAGS: bitches be hatin here
Rating: 4.8/5

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GaryO - March 24, 2012, 7:29 pm
Thanks guys
ughomer - March 24, 2012, 4:50 pm
OMG, LOL.
holymoly - March 24, 2012, 4:50 pm
YES!!!! 5L


Ah-ha, bitches! -




DOUCHEBAGGERY -


TAGS: for a few back stabbbing sons a bitches
Rating: 3.76/5

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Ed-Hyde - November 23, 2009, 7:06 am
Agreed. Something about last week, the doucheflags were flyin'.


LIL BITCHES - ...Betta have my money!!!


TAGS: bitches
Rating: 1.38/5

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Mortif3r - May 6, 2010, 3:25 pm
dude... its boring to make a pic of urself and motifake it... get over it


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